Wednesday, September 1, 2004
Man, Mari's so satisfied with me. I just know it. This year is going to be good.
Monday, August 23, 2004
Ladies, rejoice. I'm going to be here for Christmas. Anyone want anything special from the Zack machine?
Thursday, August 5, 2004
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Some guy wanted me to give another guy a massage. I didn't do it because that's sick. He was weird.
Wednesday, July 7, 2004
3:52PM - Private
Man, that guy was weird. Weirdo. I can't believe he did that to me.
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
The girls will be all over me soon. Mark my words.
Man. I'm too sexy for my shirt.
Sunday, June 13, 2004
Oh, yeah. Still got it. The girls couldn't keep their hands off me.
Tuesday, June 1, 2004
Some sicko wanted me to take off my pants for him. I told him I wouldn't. Then he got upset and told me to pull them up instead. Sicko.
No ladies seem to be wanting the Zackster lately. They're making a big mistake . . .
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
This ball is going to be great. No one's going to know who I am.
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Man, this ball is going to be great for getting the ladies. Oh, yeah.